You know, Jon Baliles is right when he calls “eating,” Richmond’s only professional sport. Fresh off the wildly successful heels of the Lebanese Food Festival and Broad Appetit (did you see the writeup in TIME magazine…hell yeah, national story!), the Greek Food Festival made its glorious return this weekend, bigger and badder (including a stage fit for a rock show. The rows and rows of grills were most impressive.).
My quick summary: Got there fairly early after work. The crowds were heavy, so our strategy was to start drinking and wait out the lines. Big mistake, sort of. We start off with a bottle of the red ($20, “premium” version). It was a decent Shiraz mix that was going down smooth as we listened to the BAND. You know the one. Those guys probably deserve a statue on Monument Avenue. Watched the adult dancers and kid dancers for a while….early on, they were taking it easy to conserve energy (the Oopa! show-off moves would happen towards the end). On to the second bottle. Just to give it a Pepsi challenge, we downgraded to the $12 house wine. Not bad, no appreciable quality difference IMHO. If you are going today, save the 8 bucks and buy some pastries or something.
So another one of our friends shows up, and we decide to wait it out some more as both food lines were actually increasing (45 minute wait). More wine. Switched to white to accommodate our new party. Repeated the whole Pepsi challenge. 4 bottles, no food. Yep, a good buzz was setting in (btw, I can’t really comment on the qualitative differences between the premium and house whites. You could have given me Boone’s for the fourth bottle, and I would have been good to go).
Finally, at the end (9ish), the lines got short. PILED up the food (both kinds of kabobs, chicken and pork, rice, Greek lasagna, etc, etc). Wow, this was the best meal I’ve had in a while, I think.
Postscript: Check out Tobacoo Avenue’s really funny post about Tips for Attending: Friday Cheers. RULE #1 is universal and can be said of any big Richmond event, including Greek Fest….
Understand going into it that you will see your ex. If the breakup was bad, whisper “whore†or “asshole†under your breath as they walk by. However, should you encounter them and yours was an amicable separation, whisper “whore†or “asshole†under your breath as they walk by.